The act of taking a staple gun and stapling the pussy shut, but then fucking it back open. Once open, reach inside, and search for the bloody staples. Then demand that she wear them as earrings and such.
Yuri: Woah, those earrings stink! And they look trashy.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.
by tornHorse February 28, 2011
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Get the gone pear-shaped mug."Heart shaped drums give a broken and hollow sound."
"He's playing those drums like they were heart shaped."
"He's playing those drums like they were heart shaped."
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Get the Stiped Excitement mug.A person who not only takes the blame, whether it is their fault or not, for the miserable failing of an object, but then also insults their customers at the same time.
Some may say that Don Mattrick did an awesome job revealing the Xbox One, but he was nothing more than a scapedick, taking the fall and losing many customers with his ill-mannered banter and insistence that he knows what gamers want.
by shaggs138 July 26, 2013
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