Saltine Savior

Seeing an image of Jesus or other religious image in a chip, taco shell, etc.

"Dude, some guy made 6,000 dollars selling a potato chip thats supposed to look like Jesus!"

"Damn it! Yet another person gets rich off a saltine savior! Get me a bag of Fritos and wish me luck!"

by The Real Rambo May 14, 2009

Salt Spitter

someone who does not swallow ejaculation.

I would like a blowjob but Des is a salt spitter.

by desmondos February 19, 2011

saltininty

Salty ass bitch

runs in your veins like your blood; your born salty.

My teacher was salty i thought she had "saltininty" in her genes.

by 0_aussjo_0 May 27, 2014

Salt wagon

A female who guzzles down bulk semen. Usually found inside a nightclub after 3am wearing a skirt shorter than her vagina and hunting down sausage like its her job.

"Check her out dude, what a salt wagon!!"

salty broad sluts gangy bukkake

by Crackyo June 2, 2016

Saltfucked

verb; usually used in past tense; To loosen the cap on a salt shaker such that used, the cap detaches resulting an miniature mountain of salt on the food or surface below.

That girl just saltfucked me and now my tofu is ruined.
Dude, I’m going to saltfuck your mom tonight.

by Moby_Prick December 29, 2016

saltbabe

Salt babe is a guy whom can cook and is sexy

Barbara: oh my gosh Mabel my husband can actually cook!
Mabel: You lucky thing! My husband just sits on his arse all day :(
Barbara: My husband is such a saltbabe
Mabel: shut the fuck up now your making me jealous

by Will Wheatley January 22, 2017

Salt Lord

An individual who is extremely salty.

"Did you hear Gavin today complaing about our movie picks?"

"Yeah, he's being a total salt lord."

by Blurp17 February 26, 2017