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Stanley Steemer

Related to the Cleveland Steamer, the Stanley Steemer is when a male craps on his female lovers bush, then proceeds to sit down and rocks back and forth and "steam cleans" the carpet.
My girlfriends carpet needed cleaning, so I called up Stanley Steemer and he delivered!
by CaptainCarl April 7, 2008
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Stanley Pines

A character from the cartoon Gravity Falls.
He is an old man who's favorite hobbies are shoplifting, vandalism, and watching T.V.
Stan is sometimes referred to as either "Grunkle Stan" or "Hunkle Stan" because of moments in episodes such as "Scaryoke" when he suddenly appeared, fighting off zombies like the awesome Grunkle he is, in which some fans of the show gave him the name "Hunkle"
He is also the twin brother of Stanford Pines, otherwise known as the man who completely ruined the entire show and I don't like him no more- but that's another story...or..definition.
Stanley Pines is not allowed on airplanes.
Oh wait, no that was when he stole his brother, Stanford's name.
Sorry Stanford, looks like you won't be leaving America for a while...
by Mrs.Pines September 13, 2016
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Straley

a person of great honor, someone who knows how to negotiate well with others
THat straley gets it man
by Meechalav October 9, 2008
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stale peep

a friend that you no longer have/want
a cell phone number of a friend, a stale peep, that you banged and no longer want

I need to get rid of all these stale peeps, bitches wont leave me alone

My GF has my pass code to my phone, I now have to get rid of all my stale peeps
by scubasteve919 September 2, 2010
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Accrington Stanley

A football team in which no one has heard of - how ironic.
Boy: "Accrington Stanley, who are they?"
Other Boy: "Exactly"
by FootballMAD November 2, 2008
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Jerkin' off Stalefish

The act of masturbating with your arm under your raised leg imitating the skateboarding maneuver, replacing the skateboard with your penis.
yo tommy i totally walked in on ryan jerkin' off stalefish today.
by bigdonghealey May 7, 2011
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Dirty Stanley

When you sleep in the same bed as your sister and accidentally get her pregnant.
Wayne pulled a dirty Stanley, bet the kids gonna come out weird.
by Covidking April 19, 2020
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