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Squidging

To make a silly mistake. Usually a continuous one.
"Oh dang bro, my squidge"
"Yo, I swear I keep squidging"
"I really squidged up this time dude. You gotta help me"
by Amitesher April 11, 2024
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shrimping

When you stick a shrimp in the urethra of your penis.
Oh man shrimping makes me spurt white milky gobs.
by ilovetogoshrimping April 12, 2024
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squaming

to be a total and utter menace to society at large
"he is squaming all over the place, spitting on my food and fucking my wife!"
by cursed.siren April 24, 2024
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Squidging

Having your significant other fart/queef in your mouth then you hold it in your mouth blow it into theirs and have them exchange it into your anus
I was squidging the other day and accidentally got a bit off poo in my teeth
by ONYXM00N May 2, 2024
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Simping fuckface

This entire PARAGRAPH of straight glazing:

Jyot means divine light. She will conquer the world and blow your mind. She is pretty chill and likes to wear sweatpants but has great hair and nails. She is an amazing cook, empowered, bold and beautiful. Jyoti is changing the world and people wonder where did this chick come from? She gets noticed!
why jyot is so hot? where did this chick come from?
by xyzzy November 24, 2021

Shame on you, xyzzy, SHAME.
Simps don't get no pussy, or you're a lesbian, then that's okay, just don't be a fucking simp, you attention craving cuck.
Look at Lester, he's being a simping fuckface again.
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
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Squidding

Nutting ink
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators
Did you hear about Jerry? His mom walked in on him choking his chicken and he started squidding all over her!!!”
by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024
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Squiding

When 2 men scissor their butt holes
I did some squiding with your dad last night!
by PussySlayerXX69420 December 27, 2024
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