Pulling Squid

The act of Masterbation:Pulling the squid is also known as a gay term for males with a fetish for sea food

Chocking the chicken, Beating the monkey, see beat it like a rented mule, also known as jerkin the gerkin

~Knock Knock~"Are you in the bathroom pullin squid again bobby?"
"YES MOMMY!"

by Squid Master December 3, 2002

squid nigga

we say that to our best friends. Squid nigga means that u are someone's best friend

Mea,Taeya,Selena, and Mady P. are all my squid niggas

by Merly December 12, 2011

squid lips

Having lips that are slimmy and fishy looking out of perportion drooling

Listen here squid lips your breath smells like tuna.

by HEFE May 4, 2005

squid hat

a condom, sheath, tally-whacker wrapper, something you should use.

girl: my vagina itches...
friend: did your boyfriend forget to use a squid hat?!?!??

by anonymooosen February 17, 2008

Squid Rampant

A heraldic device symbolising sexual potency, an erect penis.

After several bottles of Spanish wine, the professor found that a squid rampant was a brave thing to aspire to.

by George Vespe May 1, 2008

tapping the squid

"tapping the squid" - v. - to partake in the ingestion of a downer in combination with the consumption of alcohol to promote a blackout. Frequently the "squid" (as it is called) takes the form of a muscle relaxer or a pain killer. This term was popularized by Episode 11 of the second season of the popular show "Huff" when the main character was asked to drink a mysterious blue drink (which was derived from the aquatic animal) and ended up hallucinating wildly in the back room of the establishment with a "lady of the night"

"Hey fellas, I'm bored, I think it's time to start tapping the squid."
"Are you sure that is a good idea? Last time we broke out the squids, you ended up with a gap-toothed ghetto hag"

by milqman May 6, 2007

Bum Squid

A horrible dirty excuse for a human being

Victor is such a bum squid

by John Broderico February 10, 2007