squeed

1. Unknown bodily fluid.

2. A bodily substance of unknown origin.

Oh my God you squeeded all over me.
Shit, there is squeed all over the window.

by Eel Man October 7, 2016

squeef

A tabe (or table tennis) score concept. If one person scores 6 points in a row from a score of zero then they win the game. If the squeefer's opponent won some points before the squeefer won any, then have performed a reverse squeef.

"Cheedle, I'm going to squeef you."
"Stefan's been squeefed!"

by The Bolt! December 27, 2008

squeef

The explosion of air trapped in the urethra of a male. Typically caused from rapid masturbation. The male equivalence of a queef.

When I was giving her a money shot, I squeefed in her face.
While peeing, I squeefed so hard my pee coagulated at the tip and blew off my head.

by Sir Fakemann March 12, 2015

Squeegie

A cocksucker who thoroughly cleans the pipes and leaves no drippage

"Hey Squeegie, Gimme some head!"

by docwolfstone November 3, 2008

Squeee

It is what women and human "males", who are not MEN, write on internet forums because they think it is a cute expression of being happy. These are the same people who write "sigh". They most likely all drive a Toyota Prius or a Smart Car. If these humans are in your office, it is considered customary to beat their legs with a rubber hose.

Oh hey, there is a new episode of Dancing With The Idiots on tonight! SQUEEE!

by Jackmaster Johnny February 19, 2014

squee

The sound made by robots when they are deactivated in the comic book "Magnus Robot Fighter". The comic began publication in 1963 by Gold Key comics (and was revived in 1990 by Valiant Comics). Magnus frequently uses his brute strength to decapitate robots, and the action is typically accompanied by the written sound effect "SQUEE" (the quantity of the letter 'e' sometimes varies).

(Magnus chops a robot's head off)
Robot: Squee! (deactivates)

by shill66 December 25, 2008

squeegee

For a guy: a cool friend who's also a knock, or a pussy

For a girl: The bitch that's tight with you but refuses to give you a blowjob.

Commonly referred to as squeegee, squeegee ass, or squeegee ass bitch

For a guy: Person 1: "Man, that guy is tight, but he kinda a pussy."
Person 2: "Yea, doe, he a lightweight squeegee."

For a girl: Person 1: "Damn, bruh, my bitch won't blow me."
Person 2: "Bruh, I toldja you she was a squeegee ass bitch

by PWN Appetit October 26, 2011