Wanting to pot the pink but being 'snookered' behind a red and having to attempt a difficult brown.
This is in relation to the cue sport's rules where the pink ball is worth more points than a brown, however the touching of the red ball is a foul move.
The context of the joke is wanting to have normal sex, however your girlfriend or wife is on her period. Instead you are forced to convince her into having anal sex.
The term is mainly used in countries where snooker is a popular sport.
This is in relation to the cue sport's rules where the pink ball is worth more points than a brown, however the touching of the red ball is a foul move.
The context of the joke is wanting to have normal sex, however your girlfriend or wife is on her period. Instead you are forced to convince her into having anal sex.
The term is mainly used in countries where snooker is a popular sport.
Mate, I was gagging for it last night but was snookered behind the red. No luck with the brown either.
by Giddysamurai February 20, 2009
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by Curtlow April 27, 2003
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A character from 'Fanta Claus Is Comin', a sick parody on the internet of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town', where names are changed and the animated things screw, and spew forth fluids, a lot.
The earlier person who defined some of his lines was wrong. What he actually said was, 'Oh, Robot Chicken and Denis Leary and Comedy Central too, have used my ideas for TV shows all produced by Jews. But why the fk should I even care 'cause imitation's a form of flattery? Well I made the world laugh, well most of it, and that's what's important to me.' It is Denis Leary because he had a show and those other things are shows. Denis Lilian nor Dennis Lilly or Denis Lillee did not have shows.
A character from 'Fanta Claus Is Comin', a sick parody on the internet of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town', where names are changed and the animated things screw, and spew forth fluids, a lot.
The earlier person who defined some of his lines was wrong. What he actually said was, 'Oh, Robot Chicken and Denis Leary and Comedy Central too, have used my ideas for TV shows all produced by Jews. But why the fk should I even care 'cause imitation's a form of flattery? Well I made the world laugh, well most of it, and that's what's important to me.' It is Denis Leary because he had a show and those other things are shows. Denis Lilian nor Dennis Lilly or Denis Lillee did not have shows.
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The character is the Mailman from the cartoon only he's turned into a drunk sicko who knocks out an old lady and does her, and also craps all over the mail he's not supposed to open.
The character is the Mailman from the cartoon only he's turned into a drunk sicko who knocks out an old lady and does her, and also craps all over the mail he's not supposed to open.
by denislilleefan November 21, 2011
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Get the Snookered mug.In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born
Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!
Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!
Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!
by Little Miss Mayonnaise September 3, 2005
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