Flap Sponge

The action of rubbing a ladyfriend's vagina until it is adequately moist, and then smearing the contents of it on said ladyfriend's face.

Note: strength may very from a playful wipe to a full-on slap.

"She threw me out when I gave her a flap sponge."

by Blue Alfredo October 29, 2007

V-sponse

A video response uploaded by a user. The v-sponse is most commonly used in response to a another video but may also be in response to another v-sponse. Many v-sponses can be strung together to form a greater video conversation.

John's v-sponse that Britney Spears video was dope.

by zencat December 9, 2007

v-sponse

also known as vsponse. A video response commonly uploaded by a user and/or viewers to another video on a media platform. A v-sponse is typically user generated, and once uploaded, appears in close vicinity to the video to which it responds.

If you feel so strongly about that speech you saw online, then film a v-sponse and upload your video in response to it!

by zencat December 14, 2007

thunder sponge

Someone who tries to steal another's thunder by shifting the attention to themselves; e.g. get the laughs from a joke by butting in with the punchline, or taking over a story in progress.

Michael Scott is the ultimate thunder sponge in the office; he always has to be front and center.

by Hardcore Poser May 4, 2009

song sponge

Someone who gets songs easily stuck in there head.

Person #1 Breezy has been stuck in my head for hours!

Person #2 You are such a song sponge

by LuveitsGreat January 16, 2010

BP Sponge

A pelican

Now introducing the brand new BP Sponge! Soaking up most of the oil in the Gulf right at this very moment is the new and very outstanding powers of the BP Sponge!

by MrSebastian August 6, 2011

today sponge

An awkward form of birth control that involves jamming a small, special sponge up your woman and leaving it there for several hours after sex.

What if you get knocked up?

It's okay, I'm wearing a Today sponge!

by DrZedex February 20, 2014