Satan wood

A type of morning wood that happens only on Sunday morning thus making you late to church.

I would have made it to church on time, but I woke up with a Satan wood. So I had to beat it into submission.

by bmochillin September 16, 2012

Satanic Creatures

3 people in 1 chat. Has a obsession with sloths, penis and any other weird topics. Has better music taste than everyone and plans to kill everyone.

WARNING: If you ever see a Satanic Creature, offer it food or money, then run.

The Satanic Creatures slowly crawled to there laptops to talk to each other.

by Jessus March 5, 2013

Satan's Salad

Yet another nickname for the drug Marijuana.

You-
"That Satan's Salad is freaken strong."
Your friend-
"Yeah, but its not as strong as my Devil's Lettuce!

by Bananicus May 15, 2016

satans lair

A place in which satant our mighty ruler spends his/her days comfortably, torturing his/her victims for eternity

Satans lair is extremely HOT!
Hurry up, we're gonna be late to school!

by The-1-and-only-yal June 1, 2016

Satan's Nutsack

Satan's Nutsack is hotter than hell or anything else. Perhaps the hottest thing in existence.

*when it's hot on the bus* "It's about as hot as Satan's Nutsack on this bus!"

by blazed_dazed October 27, 2016

Satan's shadow

This out line of ur body on a bed sheet or on the floor from staying in one place and masturbating for too long while sweating.

Mark you should really jerk off in the shower instead of ur bed cause u have Satan's shadow going on right now and that's fucked.

by Boot in the hoof March 12, 2017

satanic pepperoni

A phrase used to describe a womans nipples.

I was with this chick last night and she had a nice rack with the best satanic pepperonis Ive ever seen!!

by Boguerat28 March 14, 2018