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Spocker

Another variation of the popular shocker move. Instead, your four fingers are split in the middle, to create the famous Romulan symbol.

One could use the phrases "Two in the goo, two in the poo.", "Two in the clit, two in the shit." and "Two in the pink, two in the stink." to describe this action.
Yo, Tyrone, I straight-up spocked mah bitch last night!

Sometimes when I'm boning my lady, I pretend I'm Captain Kirk and give her the Spocker.
by Adam October 10, 2004
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The Pakistani Spanker

A specific act performed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant (who must initially be wearing a shirt) removes said shirt thus revealing that he is completely wired for a suicide bombing mission. He then screams "Allah o Akbar" (or whatever other arabic nonsense suicide bombers say) just prior to detonating himself, or "spanking" his sexual parter. It is important to note that sex of the other participant is generally not known due to the wearing of the full burka covering the body and face the entity being fucked. This entity can also be referred to as "it:.
Entity being fucked: I better not touch the guy fucking me due to the clinical nature of muslim sex to see if he is wearing a bomb. Plus since I'm a muslim woman consensual sex is the same as rape so I'll just lay here and do nothing.

Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.
by Dr VonHugenstein November 12, 2011
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spanker

A thin, very cute, very pretty, SMALL girl,no more than 5'5" tall, who is very pert or perky in appearance and demeanor, with a noticably curvy butt, and arguably no more than 35 years old.
"You should see the little spanker that just started working at McDonalds"
by Uncle Puppy September 14, 2008
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moo-town-snacker

A man or woman who is preoccupied with a woman's breasts, specifically licking or sucking them during sex.
Jane said that all Carlos wanted to do in bed was suck on her boobs. He's a real moo-town-snacker.
by Brandon H. April 21, 2006
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Laptop Smacker

modern version of the term "kufi smacker/slapper". Started by Kaedaq in 2009.

1. To slap ones laptop off of its resting place (desk, lap, etc) in the owner's prescence so that it crashes to the floor and causes the owner great distress.

Also used to refer to any other phone/pda device that allows people to say ridicouls things online.
guy1: you think you thug? i'll be there in 2 minutes to slap your fuckin laptop

guy2: oh you're hard eh? a fuckin laptop smacker huh? well come to--

(housebell rings)
by Yadog May 29, 2009
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Slackers

A third wave ska band that plays trad.

Good songs:
Married Girl
Yes it's True
Come Back Baby
Rude and Reckless
The Slackers' live performance is like a three hour party
by skaskaska October 10, 2004
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spankerchief

material used to wipe your load off
by waudi c. wilkins August 5, 2003
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