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Sober Search

The day after. In some way, shape, or form you were inebriated the night before and you left something out of place or what not in your room that could lead to you getting busted. A sober search in the frantic look around your room in the morning to make sure you didn't do something stupid, like leave a bong next to your bed.
Guy 1: Dude, this morning I realized I left my bong, grinder, and a bag of hash next to my bed when I passed out.
Guy 2: Lucky you did a sober search before you got caught.
by The Confuser July 4, 2009
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Sober Atonement

The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?

Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.

Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.

Earl: YEAH!

Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009
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Sobermeister

A very funny person who enjoys ants on a log and brownies made by leighber's. They are also very creative with creating songs such as, "there's a fire starting in my cage...i could've had a carrot". Sobermeister's also enjoy watching many movies (espically disney channel movies like Lemonade Mouth). Sobermeister's enjoy spending their weekends by playing a good game of Sim's 3 while eating a hearty serving of Cold Stone ice cream cake. Most Sobermeister's go mad crazy for Taylor Swift and they also have Leighber fever, but they also enjoy playing on trampolines and doing superman motions. Although most of the time Sobermeister's are very energetic and happy, they get very mad when you bring up Pizz's, a fat ugly thumb/chipmunk who is not to be confused with "pizza masters".

Please Note: Sobermeister's tend to scream when they get scared and sometimes for no reason
Why Sobermeister? There is a Winnie the Poo poster!!
by IYamSofaKingReetarded June 6, 2011
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Slobertunity

The opportunity to slob on one's knob
that drunk girl is a major slobertunity.
by Mr. long nipps July 13, 2012
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Sober Drunk Driver

A driver who is so bad and/or douche that every time he or she gets behind the wheel, they might as well have had 6 shots of jager.
"Ever had a friend who's such a shitty driver you wouldn't let them driving sober?"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"
by CBWilson November 6, 2014
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Soberloose

An act when a person has all the charactistics of being loose, whilst at the same time being completely sober
Hey Tanya, how was your weekend?

I was completely soberloose
by Cayza September 17, 2015
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sober lads

A group of several loud mouthed beer Drinkin' hell raising pie eating sons of bitches you see wobbling about the pub every weekend.
Look over there John by the DJ BOOTH, SOBER LADS, SOBER LADS.
by The guy at the end of the bar October 20, 2015
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