Smurthism

The religion of the blue smurf cat, also known as the smurf cat.

You should convert to smurthism!

by andriemc September 24, 2023

Smurthism

Smurthism is an internet religion started by 2 people on Discord, basically the Blue Smurf Cat is the God in this religion.

Person 1: So you are a Smurthist?
Person 2: Yes, Do you want to be a part of Smurthism?

by Mr. OskarTheNub October 4, 2023

farmer snort

pluging one nostril and discharging snot out the other. see snot rocket. can also be used for entertainment purposes.

johnny hit the bum from the 5th story of a parking garage with a massive farmer snort.

by anti May 15, 2005

Derf Snort

A human being with the hair of a troll and looks petrifyingly ugly. Sometimes is as fat as a whale.

Omg that girl is such a derf snort, prancing around in her ugliness.

by sezredtertert76 April 9, 2010

stealth snort

When somebody snorts cocaine through the napkins at a restaurant or any other public area to avoid judgement from fellow human beings.

Angelo:*sniff* *sniff*

Nathaniel: You've been blowing your nose all night man, you all right?

Angelo:YEA MAN!

Nathaniel:Ok...just stop yelling please.

Angelo: SRY! (ahhh he didn't notice my stealth snort....well done.)

by DangoBang November 24, 2011

Red Snart

When someone sneezes and sharts at the same time. Also a bit of period comes out.

See Madi over there? She just pulled off a Red Snart. Now that's talent!

by DANIELE'S THE BEST! June 27, 2011

Pussy Snart

Whenever you shove your whole face inside your partners pussy and take a super deep inhale through your nose

Bruh i just pussy snarted your mom whatcha gonna do you pussy cock

by Red_Cum_pussy_fart May 6, 2016