Smooth Talking Brotha

1) (Noun) A brotha who is down with his words, able to talk his way out of anything, no matter how busted he looks

2) (Noun) A brotha who can get anything and anywhere he wants with his words alone.

1)
Homie 1 - "You know yo brotha got caught by the 5O smoking some good dro."
Homie 2 - "Fuck, he get busted?"
Homie 1 - "Fuck nah, that brotha is down with his words, he was smoking dat fat ass blunt right infront of the po po. He said some shit, laughed with the cops and they left his ass alone."
Homie 2 - "that nigga is one smooth talking brotha."

2)
Homie 1 - "Yo, iz that brotha skipping the line and talking to dat bouncer?"
Homie 2 - "Yeah, he ain't getting in tho, he a broke ass. I know him."
Homie 1 - "Fuck that shit, the bouncer let his sorry ass in."
Homie 2 - "Shit, that nigga a june bug."
Homie 1 - "He a smooth talking brotha."

by Smooth Talking Brotha23232 August 31, 2009

smooth move exlax

"Smooth move" is a sarcastic comment in response to a stupid or crass action and "exlax" is a pejorative reference to the perpetrator of such action. The whole term comes, of course, from the fact that Exlax enables smooth bowel movements.

The insulting capability of "smooth move exlax" runs the gamut from a mild put down (as to an friend who just said or did something reasonably stupid) to a scathing remark on the inane actions of a worthy idiot.

To a friend not watching were she is walking and who runs into a sign post: "Smooth move exlax"

OR

To a submoron who realizes he was about to miss his freeway exit and proceeds to cut across three lanes of oncoming traffic, causing angry motorists to brake and nearly crash: "SMOOTH MOVE, EXLAX!"

by Wrinkle Wrangler August 22, 2005

Smooth Like Butter

Smooth like butter means like a jimin

host: what does it mean do be smooth like butter?
V(Bts): Like a jimin.
Members: like a jimin?

by smooth like butter (BTS) May 29, 2021

Smooth Criminal

As he came into the window
Was a sound of a crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She ran underneath the table
You could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?

Annie are you ok?
Will you tell us that you're ok?
There's a sound at the window
Then he struck you, a crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment
Left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down, it was your doom

Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?

You've been hit by, you've been hit by
A smooth criminal

So they came into the outway
It was Sunday, what a black day
Mouth to mouth resuscitation
Sounding heartbeats, intimidation

Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?

Annie are you ok?
Will you tell us that you're ok?
There's a sound at the window
Then he struck you, a crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment
Left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down, it was your doom

Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?

You've been hit by, you've been struck by
A smooth criminal

Okay, I want everybody to clear the area right now

Annie are you ok? (I don't know)
Will you tell us that you're ok? (I don't know)
There's a sound at the window (I don't know)
Then he struck you, a crescendo, Annie (I don't know)
He came into your apartment (I don't know)
Left the bloodstains on the carpet (I don't know why, baby)
Then you ran into the bedroom (help me)
You were struck down, it was your doom Annie (dag gone it)

Annie are you ok? (Dag gone it, baby)
Will you tell us that you're ok? (Dag gone it, baby)
There's a sound at the window (dag gone it, baby)
Then he struck you, a crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment (dag gone it)
Left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down, it was your doom Annie (dag gone it)

by Death Menace May 13, 2023

ass smooth

Something in a coherent whole. Mainly a collection of some sort or a group of somewhat relative things.

Often used to brag about a fancy, but pointless, bunch of stuff someone has, but can also be used as an alternative to words like pretty, hot, etc.

Your Pokemon card collection is so ass smooth.

by Arnas September 24, 2010

Smooth Polley

get ear wax and coat someones left tooth while they are sleeping.

jimmy was sleeping one night with his mouth wide open and my other friend that was still awake with me had really dirty ears full of nasty wax. I decided to pull a smooth polley. I coated his left tooth with nasty ear wax and in the morning he awoke to find his mouth really dry.. he licked his lips and his teeth.. right when he felt the nasty wax on his left tooth he nearly fainted.. that was the end of that.

by Travis Reis April 17, 2006

going smooth

Something Marines yell when they load letter head into the printer.

GOING SMOOTH!!!. Yells the Cpl

by sardonica138 August 14, 2006