Smoothied

Anytime when you beat your opponent in the Madden football game by a score of 21 - 0. As soon as the score reaches 21 - 0, the game is officially over because your opponenet has littler or no chance of ever winning.

Player 1: "Man, you play like you have two left thumbs. I just smoothied you three games straight. If I keep beating you, I am going to force you to retire those crummy Bengals. "

Player 2: "I am going to bet you next game. I have the Eye of the Tiger now."

by Buckifan 33 April 19, 2010

smoothie bowls

blended fruit in a bowl that creates happiness

“your my best friend, you make me as happy as smoothie bowls do”

by satsaredumb June 23, 2019

Smoothie

Its a drink made up of the semen of 3 young chads.

Moe: Hey! Did you hear about the drink Jack, Mike and Adam made?

Sophia: No, what is it?

Moe: It's a smoothie!

by Duck master 67 September 16, 2021

European smoothie

The resulting mixture when three or more European males ejaculate onto or into a single cavity.

Pablo: Me, Henri, and Mario jerked off into Misako yesterday after breakfast.

Maria: Wow, I'm so jealous. I love European smoothies!

by Pablo's organic moisturizer August 10, 2016

smoothy

When a persons genitilia is neither penis or vagina, just smooth skin. Probably no hair either. Otherwise known as a eunich.

Dude, did you see that guy? He had such a smoothy, man Marty isn't gonna believe this!

by stank mofo nutz July 24, 2003

Smoothie

When, at least, two guys (or more) jerk off into a cup and mix it around.

"Haha, Jake, Nick, and Alex all jerked it into a cup and made a smoothie!" - Nick
"Pics or it didn't happen." -Joe
"HAHA, We gave it to Jenny and we told her it was just her boyfriends jizz and she drank it!" - Nick
"OH GOD, Holy shit!" - Joe

by My Pseudo-pseudonym July 23, 2014

apple smoothie party

An apple smoothie party is a super fun party where you cut off the hair of your friend, then you stick it in an apple flavored juul and smoke it until you cant breathe and the person next to you has to revive you by making a smoothie and shoving it down your throat until you pass away. once you dye then the person can use the magic of the creature called maliker. maliker is a gracious creature and will grant you a second chance at life! so try this party sometime!

Kate: Hey man wanna come over and have an apple smoothie party?
John. no.

by Shatfarter27 February 16, 2022