Shuber

Shared Uber

We totally shubered that shit last night!

by The shubs June 8, 2015

Slumber bitch

A girl that you constantly think about and wanna text with when drunk or horny but never actually mean something with. you just let het slumber along.

Lauren is my slumber bitch. i like to call her when i am drunk hoping she once wants to netflix and chill.

by gamingmnd January 3, 2016

slumber bitch

That one girl you're no longer in touch with, but now and then she still slips into your mind.
More often than not it's someone you really crave and would like to date and/or have sex.

You know who I would really like to bang or even just date?
-Tell me bro
Lauryn man, can't get the idea out of my head
-You still think about her after all this time? Man, she's your slumber bitch

by popplelogic January 10, 2016

Slubtle

Being slutty in a low key way

"Was Jenny trying to have sex with you last night?" "I think so but she was being pretty slubtle"

by Jimboiiii October 5, 2016

Slubtle

When a male acquaintance slides in next to your sleeping girl booty and thinks he's gonna get some.

So I was passing out and Daniel just spooned me in the most slubtle way and copped a feel.

by Joobroo February 14, 2017

slumber-hug

Where the presence of the person you're embracing feels so relaxing/reassuring that you actually doze off while you two are clasping each other.

It's a sure sign that a girl totally likes and trusts you if she falls asleep in your arms after a few minutes of canoodling, but you know that she's REALLY into you if she actually views a ten-second embrace as a slumber-hug and goes totally limp halfway through it, and so you then have to gently lay her down on a couch or bed and let her "sleep it off" for half an hour!

by QuacksO February 15, 2017

SLBenfica

Benfica are THE most corrupt club in the portuguese league history. The past 4 years have been a shame for portuguese football, with Benfica trading e-mails with referees so that they help them in football matches. Several mistakes were made that favoured Benfica, and the ones that were hurt by that were all the other clubs in Liga NOS, but especially their rivals, FCPorto and Sporting, that have to fight against this trash for justice and equality. Not to mention they ( Benfica ) had a 600 million debt forgived by a portuguese bank. Luís Filipe Vieira, Fernando Gomes ( the league president ) are the corruption themselves.

" The best is yet to come guys "
SLBenfica

by Sportinguista4ever August 31, 2017