Greasy Slap

The act of clenching a piece of bacon or any other greasy food, then slapping someone really hard.

Dude me and my girl were eating breakfast and i told her that the bacon was under cooked so she gave me a Greasy Slap.

by Manix0013 June 5, 2013

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Twingo Slapping

A game in which you beat one of your friends if you see a Renault Twingo! and if it's a yellow one you beat him twice!!!

Your friend: why did you beat me?
You: I saw a Twingo
your friend: ooh! Twingo slapping

by T-struction June 19, 2011

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mushroom slap

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

Those dudes are always mushroom slapping each other.

by Nate Fergus February 2, 2003

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slapping the salami

yanking your chicken, choking the chicken. masturbating.. for a man.. yankin the wanker

He slaps the salami before a big date..

by carol April 4, 2004

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The act of slapping someone on the cheek with a stack of bills totaling $1000 or more. Used on someone who is requesting a loan, talking shit about your financial status or being nosy about your financial status. Indications are stinging pain, embarrassment and visible marks, usually in the form of light red welts.

see Stack

"I got paid today, cashed my check, came home to relax and was immediately assaulted by demands from my wife for a new this, a better that. Thats when I finally decided to show that ho who bring home the bacon. I pulled out my wallet, withdrew the cheddar and gave the bitch the Stack Slap of a life time. Now she is happy with the salvation army bras/tampons."

"I gave a hungry old man a stack slap when he begged me for 89 cents. What did the bum want to buy? An Arctic Circle hamburger."

"I stack slapped a baby seal and killed it. Yea, I'm loaded bitches."

by NegativeJZ January 27, 2008

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