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Pensacola Sausage Slammer

When a man decides to go to the local walmart and buy several feet of conecuh sausage. He then proceeds to insert it all into his asshole at the same time to Smashmouth's Diggin Your Scene. This gives the song a whole new meaning as the man will literally be digging sausage out of his butt for up to three weeks afterwards. This causes a scene for himself and his relatives/family/bitches and will probably put him in the hospital.
Last week Joe decided to try one of the popular local customs of Pensacola and tried the Pensacola Sausage Slammer. Unsuprisingly he ended up shitting ground beef with varoius spices for a week afterwards.
by Pensacola4lyfe March 11, 2011
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Cincinatti Slammer

A drink comprised of:
Ice, Pepsi cola, a quarter of a lemon, a mint leaf, and vodka.
"Want to try my Cincinatti Slammer? It's mixed perfectly."

"No thanks, I've got a Pasadena Pounder right here!
by Yakballz January 2, 2009
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Alabama Slammer

When a guy takes a shit in a girls pussy and then has sex with her... But it's no ordinary girl, it's his sister!!! This undoubtly happens in Alabama!!
Guy 1: Yo dude, I totally Alabama slammered Emily! She loved it!
Guy 2: Emily who??

Guy 1: You know, my sister Emily!!!!
by Brizzle23 September 21, 2016
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Alabama Slammer

(Noun) A slam poet or other spoken-word performer native to the state of Alabama.
The open mic was going slowly until an Alabama slammer showed up and spat the tightest rhymes this side of the Mason-Dixon line.
by Heavy Pootis Guy April 7, 2015
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Shmammered

Getting so to drunk that you pass the stages of smashed and hammered... So you combine them making you SHMAMMERED!!!!
Dude i was so shmammered last night i don't remember anything.
by K2theIzzle November 6, 2009
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Slammer Shots

After they were arrested for their Crest WhiteStrips heist, you'd think they would have flashed their pearly whites for their Slammer Shots.
by LowL January 4, 2015
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slammed ham

Tenderized lady parts.
Man, my girl last night had the best slammed ham west of the Mississippi.
by A naughty mouse 123 November 28, 2020
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