National Skip Sports’ Practice Day

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so

Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?

by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022

smut smitty skip skap skallywap

A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”

“She was the sort of smut smitty skip skap skallywap.”

by maeinthemiddle January 31, 2023

National Skip School Day All Year

Skip school day is tomorrow and and

this applies throughout the whole year.
So listen to this post and fill this task andyou will beacome a legend.

Skip school all year if you arent a loser
Beacuse its "National Skip School Day All Year"

by Skip school all year bitches November 11, 2019

Skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class

A term often used by skateboarders to assert dominance.

This means you are dedicated to the game.

This term will get you even more mad pussy.

Joe: 'Yo I can't skate today I have school till' five.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'

by Bramdeman!! December 10, 2019

marrel skip

A marrel skip is a type of large, open-topped container specifically designed for the transportation and disposal of waste in marine and offshore environments. It is often used in the oil and gas industry for the safe and efficient disposal of waste materials, it comes in all available sizes from 2m to 17m cube square, and for green waste, general waste, mixed waste, demolition waste all available at www.skipbin.com

We need a marrel skip bin for our demolition project

by Stowaway6369 November 6, 2023

skip nasty

A noun for a failure.

Someone who lies by telling his friends to watch him get first place in the top heat of the 100 yd backstroke. When in actuality he gets last place in the 2nd heat with a time of either 1:21 or 1:23.

by squintyeyes January 17, 2005

Skip n Dip

When you decide to skip class so you dip out of school right before the bell rings.

Person 1: Yo, did u see Alex earlier?
Person 2: Yea, he just Skip n Dipped like right before 4th period.
Person 1: I kinda feel him there. Math class is dumb anyway. Where is he now?
Person 2: He just posted on his story that he's out getting Taco Bell right now.

by Nukaslayer 235 November 1, 2021