run the skid

When you are wiping your butt crack and the toilet paper you are using tears and your finger, usually the middle index, swipes through the ripped toilet paper and touched your anus directly

I had to wash my hands thoroughly today because I was pooped and accidentally run the skid.

by Noob Jake October 4, 2019

Skid Walker

A Feller who walks around with a poop stain on their white shorts.

Mike took as shit and didn’t wipe. Mike left the bathroom and had skid marks on his white pants, Mike is a skid walker.

by Logant35 November 10, 2022

skids of their ass

Down on one’s luck; one who has hit rock bottom

She felt hopeless as though she was on the skids of their ass. But with the help of a friend, she made a comeback.

by Georgie girl April 3, 2022

tour skid

(at concerts) someone who relies on the kindness of others to pay for their ticket, beer, or whatever you will give "Hey man can I hit that?" "Dude can you spare some floorspace"

Watch out, they may attempt to drain you- will take or ask for anything in sight...may even order PPV on your dime if left unsupervised. (you don't wanna know what happens next)

1. If you go to the port-a-john by yourself, watch out for tour skids like Zippy.

by e i e i o June 15, 2007

A SKID PLATE WITH TEETH

WHEN SOMEONE GETS RUN OVER BY A TROPHY TRUCK AND HE IS MISSING TEETH

WACKO LOST ALL HIS TEETH FROM A SKID PLATE BELONGING TO THE HONKEY GAS PUMPER

A SKID PLATE WITH TEETH

by WACKYJK33 July 8, 2022

Bobcat Skid steer

A tractor, aka a Honda fit with a front loader with tracked wheels depending on what type you have. These little machines are used in many fields like building and construction sites, quarry fields and the agricultural places. However due to their size, they can be very dangerous to drive especially when the front loader is full and it’s lifted. Causing imbalance and a risk of tipping over

⚠️ Warning! When operating these skid steers make sure you are wearing a helmet due to the risk of these machines to tip over⚠️

Lily: hey why are you at the hospital.

Greg: just visiting a co-worker who was injured today.

Lily: omg what happend 😱

Greg: well he was operating a bobcat skid steer on the jobsite with its front loader full of dirt and as he was loading the dirt onto a truck, and how he turn left it loss balance and then it tipped over. We Told him to use the JCB 3CX backhoe but he didnt use it. That’s the reason I will never operate these Honda fits with tracked wheels and buckets, those things are deadly

by EMD F59PHI August 14, 2024

Skid

A stolen Item, Something taken and barely modified, A copy of noticeably worse qaulity

Fortblox is just a fortnite Skid

by blafkyyyy January 1, 2024