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National sit on lap day

On April 25th You can sit on anyone lap for the day
Me: Why you sitting on his or her lap
Be: It’s national sit on lap day
by Jack🔥 April 15, 2019
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kuc sit

a lap dance or anything that involves a girl sitting on ones lap.
He girl want to give me a kuc sit.
by RoughRider3333 January 24, 2009
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Soco Family Sit-In

Getting eaten out in a family bathroom at the mall. SoCo refers to South County Center, a mall in St. Louis, Missouri, where such things have happened.
So what did you guys do?”
“Bro I gave her a SoCo Family Sit-In!”
“Damn, you dirty.”
by socofamilybathroomgirl November 6, 2017
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Bad Sit

This is a fart that instead of dispelling out of your ass and traveling safely up your back for everyone to partake, it takes the dreaded turn upward over your cock and balls. Not only do you get the full brunt of the horrific blast, but you can now guarentee you won't be on the receiving end of any Road Head.
Kieth was in the truck and he had a bad sit that made his cock and balls smell like shit.
by Large Sausage February 28, 2008
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Magic Sit Up

The Magic Sit Up is a prank that you and a few buddies play on an unsuspecting victim. First, you have your buddy get down on the ground and close his eyes. Tell him, "When I'm finished with my chant, try and do a sit up." Then, make up some weird chant. Your buddy then pretends like he can't do a sit up. The victim is dumbfounded saying, "I have to try this." He gets down on the ground, closes his eyes, and you start your chant. In the meantime, your buddy drops his drawers and stands above the victim. When the chant is done, the victim will try and do a sit up, successfully, but he'll also get a nose full of your buddy's browneye.
Lee and I gave Corey a Magic Sit Up and he got a face full of Lee's ass.
by scomeau April 24, 2006
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Let Me Sit On Your Dick A Minute

A phrase used when a girl would like the full attention of the guy she is talking too. Often the girl will actually sit on the guys lap and ask him the question.
Girl: Hey, I don't get this problem, let me sit on your dick a minute.
by Tawney May 14, 2005
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you can't sit with us

The phrase that you say to people if they try to sit at the plastic's lunch table while wearing track pants on a day that isn't Friday or a pony tail for the second time in a week or a color other than pink on Wednesday
That's against the rules and YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!
by drgmark35 January 29, 2007
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