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i'm a simple man

A common comment usually written by men in response to seeing a picture/video of an attractive woman. May appear with "explanation" (Quote 1) or alone, expecting readers to understand (Quote 2).
"I'm a simple man, I see boobs- I press like."
"I'm a simple man".
by holyfsm42 June 16, 2017
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simple plan

From Montreal Canada Simple Plan is the coolest band ever who write what they wanna write, who sing what they wanna sing, and who do it for their fans.
I have a plan..it's quite simple...in fact it's a simple plan..
by its a secret March 2, 2005
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your friend bob: who are you going to go see in concert tonight?
you: simple plan, with some other equally awesum pop-punk bands
by hawt_sexay_beast May 3, 2005
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Simple Plan

Simple Plan is a pop-punk band composed of five members. And no, they are NOT 'emo'.

Chuck - Drums
Pierre - Vocals
Jeff - Lead guitar
David - Bass and backup vocals
Seb - Guitar and backup vocals


If you don't like them, then keep it to yourself.
Just listen to their albums.

Some of my favorite songs of theirs are: "Promise", "I'd Do Anything", "Shut Up!" and "Wellcome to my life".
by meatwad's ghost June 5, 2005
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The source of it all. See Blink 182. Simple Plan is rap and hip-hop's plan to brainwash people into the mainstream. So far it is working too. Simple Plan sucks. It consists of everything Blink 182 consists of: Shitty vocals, no real guitaring skills, and a shitty drummer.

In summary: Don't waste your time here, its just more brainwashing mainstream, served up in shitty vocals and guitaring.
by Cain February 6, 2005
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an awsome band: for all you losers who call simple plan and canada stupid/gay/poseurs/ect. should GET A LIFE! Keep your stupid and rude comments to ypourself and we dont care if you hate them or not. TAIS-TOI! if you call someone a poseur, chances are, you a)dont have a life b)are a loser who has fun bringing other people down c) is jeslous becuz u know you'll never get taht far in life.
STop calling bands bad names becuz you're not making yourself cooler! so TAIS-TOI!
stupid/mean/retarded person: simple plan are poseurs and cant sing

me:tais-toi
by canada*Rocks* December 28, 2005
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Simplexity

sim·plex’·i·ty sĭm-plěk'sĭ-tē noun
Sniglet- 1. Simplifying the complex; to make less complicated; reduce complexity; to simplify a problem.  2. Delivering complex solutions in the simplest way.    sim'plex·i·ca'tion (sĭm-plěk'sĭ kā'shən) n.
Hey, Einstein can you explain relativity with a little more simplexity
by McDoublespeak April 9, 2009
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