Simeon

The nicest guy you will ever meet. Simeons will usually have an ENORMOUS penis. Like, probably the biggest you will ever see. He will be super attractive and really hot. If you meet someone who you think is really hot, they probably will be a Simeon.

Person 1: Woah dude! That guy is cute.

Person 2: Yeah. He probably is a Simeon

by SCookie April 10, 2023

flying sammon

Another word for Erection; a boner, Richard longshaft

I got a flying sammon

by Mutha F*kin' spaghetti bowl December 26, 2016

Ryder Simms-Reeve

Doesn't look like it but will fuck you up on the court in every way. Whether its handles, shooting or layups. BUT HE DOES THEE BEST IS HIS BRUTAL POST AND PAINT MOVES AND SCORING. YOU CAN'T GUARD THIS BALLER EVEN IF YOU'RE BIGGER THAN HIM. YOU. CAN'T. STOP. HIM. IN. THE. PAINT. BIH!!!

"That guy just Ryder Simms-Reeved that cuh up!"

by MasihaGhavanloo July 20, 2020

Dirty Simeon

Teenage boy jacking off to elongated nipples while on FaceTime with his long distance girlfriend

Jack was pulling a dirty simeon last night

by M;)69420 July 17, 2023

Put it on simmer

Something told to/about someone who is over reacting, especially when they're being overly hormonal.

Nick: She's been all over him all night and he's not even single!
Emily: Wow she really needs to put it on simmer

by The bean chillers April 9, 2015

simmer

A flight simulator enthusiast, usually on a home computer.

A group of simmers met on Vatsim.

by Lior Bar-On October 10, 2006

SIMM

Single In-Line Memory Module. A type of RAM module. Older and less efficient than DIMM.

I yanked out 4 8mb SIMMs out of my old PC.

by Freddie_Mercury January 2, 2005