Stimulatriste

To stimulate someone in a manner that both sexually arouses them and makes them sad.

Phone sex is ok I guess but it really stimulatristes me more than anything, because I still have to jerk off.

by Ramses December 23, 2014

simulatious

two things that are delicious at the same time

Peanut Butter and Jelly are simulatious. Sweet and salty are simulatious.

by kbeezy4life May 20, 2018

Simulate the Friction

Simulating the friction: To take action of ridiculous activities pruely to irritate anyone by the name of Ethan

Chris: Hey Ethan I'm going to simulate the friction to stimulate the if loop.
Ethan: Fucking damn it.

by CTCR May 31, 2018

Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020

Simulatus Flightritis

The urge/need to expand your flightsim setup.

a damn, i bought a new flight stick for my flightsim setup.

Yes sir, you have Simulatus Flightritis.

or

i can't continue like this anymore, i need to have that 5th screen for flying.
Definitly a case of Simulatus Flightritis

by Braam Riot May 11, 2021

SimilarOrchid04

SimilarOrchid04 is a legend in the making. They can not play a certain game for years and come back to it still destroying everyone. Many people know him by TheGuyWhoAsked and can be seen in squads with a URespectcalvin1, enderclaw1000, and --.

WARNING: If this ANIMIAL even hears you breath in their direction you might as well start digging your grave.

Also they're know to have a big dick, be wary about that too.

We got to get out of here! That's a SimilarOrchid04

Look out! It's SimilarOrchid04 and --
Whos --?

by TheGuyWhoAsked June 24, 2021

simulationship

When two people act like a couple and pretend they love each other, using each other as a placeholder until they meet their true love. Usually there are no problems and both sides acknowledge it.

A: Do you want to get married to him?
B: No, were just in a simulationship. It's like an exclusive emotional open relationship ;)

by Eukie54 December 6, 2021