Shtonk

Tonk of that ciggy

ah mate give me a shtonk or that rollie

by heir xkwnx June 17, 2019

Swonk

A rare coloration found in tigers. Sometimes called a golden tiger or a golden tabby, a tiger born with this coloration is officially recognized in the scientific community as a swonk tiger.

Hey dude, did you see that swonk at the zoo?! They just got it last week!

by DiamondDogg September 15, 2019

Shwank

Having a shit and wanking at the same time 😂

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:
Kieran: right imma go and have a shwank

by Kieran Redford September 17, 2019

shronk

When you are given the shronk, you are completely raped and/or obliterated. Usually getting the shronk is associated with homosexuality, but this is not always the case.

Yo, he completely gave me the shronk last night.

by The Great Jewasaurus September 26, 2019

Swonkey

Swonkey: an abbreviation of swamp donkey

Man 1: "Bro, why don't you wanna stay til' bar close?"
Man 2:"Too many swonkeys at that point."

by Promethisauce January 24, 2020

Swonk

Someone acting like a crackhead or they are actually a druggy.Captain_Swonk the OG. Also a dopey person someone who is clueless and is just a dumbass.

“Look at that person! Absolute Swonk”

by Captain Swonk September 2, 2020

Shonk

The noise made by clunky machinery

'Shonk!', said the machine.

by Jon Gabbiniss September 18, 2020