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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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It should be me

CORRECT SHERRY! VERY GOOD! That's where Iblis comes from! The delusion that it should be someone other than Mohammed! He too was haunted by the voice and THAT is what he was describing in the Quaran! He was right!
Hym "Very good Sherie! Your name's sherry, right? Shary? Something! But that's it! That's where the Iblis comes from! 'It should be me!' Everybody wasn't to be the prophet! THAT is why everybody wants to derail my thing I'm doing here. It isn't about morality. That is why every body chooses Noah. That is why they cast aspersions on everything I do. That's why they try sew seeds of doubt in my mind. That's why they want to 'guide' me or 'therapize' me or 'have authority' over me. Because my ✌️✊️✌️✊️equality✌️✊️✌️✊️ is UNDENIABLE! But THEY should be MORE equal. But you're right... Sherrie? Yes. Very good."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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Should I go to cvs?

Usually a question that comes after sexual relations with a female and you use the pull-out method. She would ask you: “can we go to cvs?” Or “should I got to cvs?”
Can you go to cvs? Wanna take a cvs run? Should I go to cvs? Just want to be sure but want to go to cvs?
by NASURAMI July 19, 2025
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The motto of the Chaos insurgency, a GoI in the SCP foundation.
Person one: I have a question for you.
Person two: yeah?
Person one: Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?
Person two: oh
by 933 August 31, 2025
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A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.
Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.
by QuacksO November 15, 2025
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Should have done it instead

Hym "I think you mean to say 'SHOULD HAVE DONE IT INSTEAD' AND CAN'T DO IT RETROACTIVELY NOW BECAUSE YOU YOU STUPID SHIT. WHY WOULD ANYONE SEEK YOU OUT FOR ANY REASON? WHATSOEVER? THAT is what YOU don't want to have to admit. That I should have done it INSTEAD of you. YES. That. That is clearly what you meant to say. 'Not would have if I could.' You COULDN'T have without me and now I get nothing. Hollow consolation and empty fucking gratitude."
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
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Shoulding

The act of pelting someone with unsolicited "you should" advice, as if you've cracked the code to their life's success.

Symptoms of being shoulded on include: forced smiling, nodding while mentally drafting your resignation from the conversation, and the overwhelming urge to reply "wow, never thought of that."
Deep and Jen compared notes after the conference and realized the person had been shoulding on both of them.

"Deep, you should really know who's using your product." said someone who has never built a product.
"Jen, you should be writing more content for your website." said someone whose last blog post was in 2019.
by kiwiupover December 9, 2025
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