Stress Shitting

When someone is stressed to the point that they frequently have to shit. This may also compromise the "integrity" of said shit.

"Are you guys excited for the performance tonight?"
"Yeah I am, but Steve has been stress shitting all morning."

by TwerkItHard May 14, 2014

air shitting

Poofing out dung particles airborne. No bueno etiquette. Otherwise known as farting or ass smoke.

Stop air shitting in my car bro. I'm calling Obama.

by munko July 14, 2014

fake shitting

The act of sitting on the toilet with an electronic device claiming to be shitting.

You know you could have gotten your homework done if you weren't in the bathroom fake shitting.

by River rat man April 25, 2017

Schlong shitting

When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.

Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man

by Schlongass April 29, 2021

Fucking and shitting

Refers to a particularly volatile or chaotic situation. Usually prefaced by adjectives such as massive, major, and serious. It can also refer to the destruction caused by a bad storm.

If John wins this election for chairmen, there will be some serious fucking and shitting in the company.

by Cecil Wood June 25, 2018

are you shitting my dick

A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real

“dude that test was hard”
“are you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied”

by bahka78 October 6, 2021

house shitting

When touring a house for sale with a real estate agent while the owners are out, the prospective buyer takes a dump in the toilet and doesn't flush, leaving a surprise for when the owners come back.

I didn't like the real estate agent or the property, so I did a house shitting while the agent was showing my wife the guest room.

by Spigoon December 19, 2008