Kristomer service 

A buissiness serviceman with complete disregard for customers. Often the persons name will start with a K, even though it shouldn't. Always very flamboyant. Often masturbates, not for the great feeling of his hand on his privates, but for the feeling male privates in his hand. A real douche!

Kris gave that customer some Kristomer service again. We don't have to worry about them calling back.

Kristomer service by Salmon1 September 25, 2010

snivel service 

A left leaning person employed by the government who continuously moans about the level of remittance they receive while not actually doing their job but instead thwarting government legislation at every turn.

FFS, now snivel service accuse health secretary of 'bullying'.

snivel service by MaldonT May 6, 2023

self service 

slang for performing solotio

No thanks, I'm stuffed. Too much self service.

self service by Pipetrain6969 February 11, 2008

Family Radio Service 

also see FRS

Family Radio Service
note: channels 1 to 14 are offically FRS channels, and the new channels 15 to 22 are old GMRS channels that are now in most FRS radios.

frequencies in MHz

Channel 01 462.5625
Channel 02 462.5875
Channel 03 462.6125
Channel 04 462.6375
Channel 05 462.6625
Channel 06 462.6875
Channel 07 462.7125
Channel 08 467.5625
Channel 09 467.5875
Channel 10 467.6125
Channel 11 467.6375
Channel 12 467.6625
Channel 13 467.6875
Channel 14 467.7125
Channel 15 462.5500
Channel 16 462.5750
Channel 17 462.6000
Channel 18 462.6250
Channel 19 462.6500
Channel 20 462.6750
Channel 21 462.7000
Channel 22 462.7250

Radioshack is now selling FRS radios really cheap, everyone should buy one.

Family Radio Service by RED FOX SEVEN October 10, 2003

National Service 

a system either requiring or offering incentives to encourage enlistment in the armed forces, during which time the armed forces institution does not inquire as to the sexual orientation of the enlistee and if it is revealed that said enlistee is homosexual they are discharged.

any policy removing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" would decrease the number of persons serving in the armed forces, or national service as a whole.

National Service by capetandylan November 30, 2006

bottle service 

When you go down on a club owner in order to get bottle service.

We really wanted a table at the club luckily Jane got us bottle service.

bottle service by RtRev August 30, 2006

lip service

oral sex

In that porn scene, They gave Each Other lip service ... twice.

lip service by xuinkrbin. September 22, 2012