When a developer and a designer refuse to get up and go to the other's desk so instead just sit there and exchange chat messages and graphics to get their job done.
Since the office was so large and both of them had a gigantic lunch and were suffering from food coma, Calvin and Roderic were currently stuck in an Ottoman Standoff
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I was so bored from wanking that I thought I would grab some disease ridden cum hore and give her a Shameless Seano
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Mike: Let's just grab a sando from safeway then start driving cus I gotta get my head cold.
Mike: Let's just grab a sando from safeway then start driving cus I gotta get my head cold.
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Get the Seandad mug.White Trash Standoff often called an American Standoff is similar to a Mexican standoff but specifically pertaining to debt collectors and phone calls.
When a debt collector calls from an unknown number and you hesitantly answer. They ask to speak with you. You claim you’re not there in order to discover who they are first. They refuse to give you the information unless you tell them who you are. Thus a white Trash Standoff.
confrontation amongst two or more parties in which no strategy exists that allows any party to achieve victory.
When a debt collector calls from an unknown number and you hesitantly answer. They ask to speak with you. You claim you’re not there in order to discover who they are first. They refuse to give you the information unless you tell them who you are. Thus a white Trash Standoff.
confrontation amongst two or more parties in which no strategy exists that allows any party to achieve victory.
Unknown Caller: “May I speak with enter your name here?”
You: *thinking it’s a debt collector* “Not at the moment. Who is this?”
Thereby creating a White Trash Standoff
You: *thinking it’s a debt collector* “Not at the moment. Who is this?”
Thereby creating a White Trash Standoff
by Tippman1000 June 2, 2018
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In the case of a Polish Standoff, both drivers are unable to turn left because they're both patiently waiting for the other one to go first. Inevitably results in noone going anywhere until the next time the light turns green.
In the case of a Polish Standoff, both drivers are unable to turn left because they're both patiently waiting for the other one to go first. Inevitably results in noone going anywhere until the next time the light turns green.
I can't believe that we're all going to sit through another light cycle because those two fucktards got stuck in a Polish Standoff.
by GloriaB September 30, 2007
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