Scottish Beating

A well and good raw beating garnished with an extremely hard hit to the genitals
In an attempt to make my community safe, I gave a random drug dealer in my neighborhood a Scottish beating.
by Yiteziah April 29, 2021
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Scottish family

Usually a family very close either living in Scotland or separated across the world. Full of energetic drunks warriors, the most mental people you will ever meet.
That Scottish family who live 5mins away, they’re absolute raj.
by Rajie December 19, 2022
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Scottish Puddin' Pop

When you manage to get cheddar cheese on your banger and mash up in yer arse hairs.
ACH! I fell down on ma five guys and gave meself a Scottish Puddin' Pop!
by Anonymous12940876 November 14, 2023
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Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.
David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."
by xxracth54xx February 06, 2025
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Scottish Sun Dial

Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.
I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Something people usually say when someone’s being a stuck up little wanker usually someone Scottish / Scottish decent
“Why’s (insert name here )being a wanker
“Well he’s Scottish isn’t he”
“Oh yeah fair enough
by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
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Scottish Helper

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.
Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”
by Jellyfish beans February 07, 2025
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