Lad 1 : I've just had 4 plates of haggis and i'm not even full!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!
by THE_KING125 June 5, 2017
The term is not used to describe the quality of Scottish Carpenters (who are craftsmen/women and do great work!)
The term is used to describe the linear rage within the Scottish soul - A progressive reaction to a progressive in-justice that has no real cause - A 'slow-burn' explosion. This is best described through the medium of poetry:
Scottish Carpentry
Owit, Aya, Mammy Daddy!
A hit ma thumb wi' a hammer
An’ that wis fuckin' sore
Christ all-bloody mighty!
Noo a’ve fuckin’ drapped it
It's fell on ma fuckin' toe
Cuntin' fuckin' bastardin' hammer!
The blood's goin' in ma eye
A loast the plot, heedered the nail
Everything must die!!
Aaaaaaah fuckin' hate wid!
The term is used to describe the linear rage within the Scottish soul - A progressive reaction to a progressive in-justice that has no real cause - A 'slow-burn' explosion. This is best described through the medium of poetry:
Scottish Carpentry
Owit, Aya, Mammy Daddy!
A hit ma thumb wi' a hammer
An’ that wis fuckin' sore
Christ all-bloody mighty!
Noo a’ve fuckin’ drapped it
It's fell on ma fuckin' toe
Cuntin' fuckin' bastardin' hammer!
The blood's goin' in ma eye
A loast the plot, heedered the nail
Everything must die!!
Aaaaaaah fuckin' hate wid!
I suffer from Scottish Carpentry and now I hate wood! (In this example, 'wood' can be substituted for any other noun or verb.)
by Jackson Greenhorn September 17, 2020
The Scottish weeb is more commonly known for having a picture of Asian women as his profile pictures. He likes to rage whenever anyone on his Team Messes up. He is also not funny at all.
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