Patty Schemel

One of the best female drummers ever. Born April 24, 1967 in Los Angeles, CA. Best known for being a member of Hole from 1993-1998 when she was replaced by Samantha Maloney (who, by the way, could not play drums like Patty!) She also played the drums on Courtney Love's album "America's Sweetheart".

Patty Schemel is an awesome drummer and she also has ovaries. But that doesn't mean you can too, little grrl.

by *Bee* September 13, 2008

freshman schemer

The highest ranking officer in the scheming scale, followed by S.I.T.'s, schemers in training. Nightly phone calls are mandatory to touch base on the days activities. Many tasks must be completed in order to become a true schemer.

The freshman schemers spent two hours discussing the day's lunch period.

by Shelton December 31, 2007

schema

variation of scheme or schemes, refering to a individually or in plural context schemeas

understand the schema's of things

by dakotta December 4, 2004

Schmo

Another word for a puffy and often slimy c**t.

Damn, you know that Ami? She has such a Schmo.

by Maskeddavid November 2, 2008

scheme

its another word for no or,never

1: you like tommy!?!
2:scheme u do!!

by divis chick0989 September 19, 2007

Schempf

Is the most fucked up of all words. It reminds me of one of the three stooges. There was Larry, Curly, Moe and schemp.

There is a schempf in my boots

by sperm man October 19, 2008

mars bar scheme

The offering of a sweet snack to an underager in return for sexual favours when she reaches legal age. The phrase "come back and see me when your 16" is usually said afterwards.

"Haw, I'd gie her a mars bar."

by _Bone_ March 29, 2005