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Sketch Caller

When doing something illegal and a cop drives by and someone pretends to be on the phone.
The cop drove right next to Austin and I so Austin pulled out his cell phone as a Sketch Caller
by sfbayboiys June 21, 2010
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Scotch Rudder

Scotch Rudder:

- is the masturbation-technique (or masterbation-process) of a person helping get themselves off by holding onto the forearm of the arm they are using to masturbate themselves with, and using it to shake the masturbation arm with the arm and hand they are not using on their 'netherly regions'; essentially adding comfort and support while 'steering' the masturbation process

*** despite the name, the Scotch Rudder can be performed by people of any nationality and by non-sailing males, females and whatevers

(DISCLAIMER: this is NOT to be confused with the 'double-handed-rub' which is a totally different masturbation technique)

Background: This technique is generally used by celibate people who really think the Dutch Rudder is cool, but can't find a mate.
Ex.1
Joe had to use the speaker phone when he was talking to Val because (unbeknownst to her) he was in the process of giving himself a Scotch Rudder. However, Joe was clever enough to say he 'had to go' and hung up, before he went.

Ex.2
Jim: What is taking Val so long in the washroom?
Bob: Val belongs to the self-help group called 'Sex Without Partners', and I am sure she is in there giving herself a Scotch Rudder, again!

Ex.3
Jim: Did you hear about Richards accident and how he lost his left arm?
Bob: Yeah. What a shame. I also heard he used to like to do the Scotch Rudder, too. Oh well, he can always go Dutch.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
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scotcholicious

A term used to reflect the overall excellence of a scotch. Some scholars have attributed the first colloquial use of the term in the greater San Diego region. This is largely believed to have coined by celebrity news anchor Ron Burgundy.
Mike how is the taste of that Scotch bacon you've prepared?

Mike-"Scotcholicious!".
by themaddefiner May 27, 2014
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scotch face

Usually when someone's face is red and weathered due to excessive alcohol consumption.
Look at that ragged out guy at the bar, he's got total scotch face.
by NoLuv4Strange December 7, 2015
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Sceech

A person who is on top, the boss, the head honcho.
When we need something done, we tell the Sceech, cuz he has the connections.
by jokemeister October 10, 2017
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scotchafile

A person whom in the prusit of scotch excellence sacrifices their dignity settling for an underage alternative
Pedophile: mmmm 12 year old
Scotchafile: mmmm 12 year old scotch
by Ghostspectre July 31, 2019
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sketcherskt

Host and Gamer of Ulitmate Gaming Channel on Youtube and Other Ultimate Gaming Channel Related Communities.

Sometimes referred too as "sketch' or "Sketcher".

Greatest Video Game Hoarder who ever lived.

Just some dude who made a Minecraft faction server called "Kamelotmc".
Just some dude that spends all his money on rootbeer and video games.
sketcherskt how many copys of minecraft do you really need?

sketch please play some Ark Survival Evolved with me.
sketcher you suck at Super Mario 64.
by sketcherskt January 2, 2020
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