saturn

Best car to hook up. Light (plastic paneling) and fast (1.9 engine) = good hp to weight ratio. Doesn't dent, paint lasts longer.

my turbo saturn that cost 5,000 altogher can smoke a mustang gt thats 25,000+

by eric July 20, 2004

saturn rings

Hair that grows around the nipples of humans.

The Hedgehog has a nasty set of saturn rings.

by Altonb23 June 11, 2006

Saturated session

When there's not enough pot or hash to go around in a session with too many people, and as a result the session is wasted with no one getting high.
This situation usually occurs because of uninvited fiends who were not part of the equation to begin with.

Stoner Guy: Hey, let's smoke up this shit. It's just enough to make one jay for both of us.
Stoner Dude: Okay... oh shit, don't look now but here comes a fiend.
Fiend: Hey, are you guys rolling up? Awesome, I wanna have some.
Stoner Guy and Dude: Great, another saturated session. Bummer.

by Jerkmeister March 14, 2009

Satunday

The extra day between Saturday and Sunday when you were out partying on a Friday. Your brain needs rest and it believes it is a Sunday but actually it is still a Saturday. This day is used for relaxing and is extremely long.

"Damn this really feels like a Satunday"
"Ohh no it`s Satunday again"

by Duckypurse February 3, 2016

saturday saviour

Person who has sex with another person as a last resort after their other plan has failed, usually happens on saturdays.

Martha's saturday saviour was a four eyed nerd.

by Juan Munoz March 31, 2005

saturday exams

evil plans by unversity heads to deprive students of valuable work and or rest time.

serves as a means of destroying the weekend

UTS needs to get over having saturday exams, why not take time out of class you bastards

by cc April 20, 2007

Saturday

A nickname given to a woman who in gages in heavy drug use and loose sexual conduct on a daily basis. The term is used in stead of the woman's actual name because it is said that she parties like it's Saturday everyday.

billy: "did see saturday today ?"
rog: "na, why?"
joey: "because she smoked 2 blunts,riped 4 lines ,drink a half a bottle of wine, got fucked and then said she had to leave to go to the doctors."
mike: "hahaha... i think i love her"

by fat scum March 3, 2008