like Jordans on Saturday

Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.

You're like Jordans on Saturday, I gotta have you and I cannot wait.

by TronaNon January 21, 2008

Gojo Satoru

1. Hottest character from jujutsu kaisen

2.Has the biggest monster c0ck in universe

3. Reason why female weebs are so horny

4. My husband

OMG!!!! GOJO SATORU IS SO HOT I WANT TO BLOW HIM!!!!!!!!!!!HDJHDGFWHDGFJRHBJREHF

by GOJOIST March 4, 2021

Saturday

The day of the week that is reserved for the boys.

Saturday, it's for the boys

by Theboyzarebackintown May 22, 2017

satakshi

Satakshi is a simple living and high thinking person. She loves selflessly,cares selflessly,awesome . She is soft hearted and loving. One in all .. renowned.

U can contact satakshi for how to help a needy . She will tell you better.

by Raxxx October 20, 2017

Allah (satan)

Alias used by the fallen one in order to deceive billions under the false belief of being “god” itself

Unfortunately Muslims might never break free from the deception, another ode to his mastery over trickery and lies. “Allah” is one of the best of deceivers and it’s written that way for a reason

“Allah” has slaves NOT children

“Allah” is father to NO ONE

“Allah” sends people to hell more than he gives people the promise of paradise

“Allah” is “god” (NOT REALLY BUT THATS WHATS BELIEVED)

Allah (satan) is “god”

by Righteousridicule February 4, 2022

Satanic Butthole

A disorder when you have to take random and disturbingly large shits out of no where and you can't stop yourself. Also known as SBS (Satanic Butthole Syndrom). Sufferers find this syndrom to strike at the most inconventient times possible, and are difficult to wipe.

MSN Conversation:

Bella says:
Tom, I've been meaning to talk to you about something

Tom says: Kk

Bella says: I think it's time we

Tom says: Brb

*5 minutes later*

Bella says: Time we started seeing

Tom says: Brb
*5 minutes later*

Bella says: STARTED SEEING OTHER PEOP-

Tom says: BRB!!

Bella says: God Damn Tom, control your Satanic Butthole! I'm trying to break up with you here!

Tom: I'm sorry! It's uncontrollable! >_>

by Janice Booterman December 19, 2008

Satan's Alley

Colloquial reference to the anal cavity, especially in context with male homosexual intercourse. So named because many evangelicals feel that "homosex is sin." Popularized in the movie "Tropic Thunder"

Marty: I'm about to take a stroll down Satan's Alley with my butt buddy.
Phil: That's pretty gay.

by Jeff Gar-thee-uh October 27, 2008