A Sandy bucket occurs on the rare occasion when you are about to plummet yo chap into a sexy sexy lady and then out of nowhere a cartoon squirrel in a weird underwater costume flies out and smacks you one in the ballocks. Bet you still go for the pussy afterwards though, ya lil go getter.
Did you hear? On friday night Sam got a sandy bucket? Poor guy.
Yeah but he still got llllllaiiiid
(Sam calls)
Guys I can't come out tonight my balls are all purple and I think I have an allergy to rodents there's a rash on my puebs
Yeah but he still got llllllaiiiid
(Sam calls)
Guys I can't come out tonight my balls are all purple and I think I have an allergy to rodents there's a rash on my puebs
by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016
Get the Sandy bucketmug. by Skitz0L0tus November 28, 2011
Get the Sandy Beachmug. While having sex on a beach. you request to plant your seed on your partners face. When you are finished you grab a handful of sand and throw it at your partners now "sticky" face. Grab her clothes and RUN!!! Thus causing your partner to be blinded/naked running around the beach
by RayTrain April 11, 2008
Get the sandy beachmug. When a female gives oral sex on the beach, the male ejaculates on her face he then pushes her head into the sand. Thus making the sand stick to her face via cum.
by Satan610 February 8, 2013
Get the Hurricane Sandymug. by Lazyskinnyguy September 26, 2011
Get the Handy Sandymug. by Ben and Jerome April 12, 2008
Get the Sandy Margaritamug. Sally : hey when we went to the beach i got a real sandy jane
John : Oh i heard thats a real bitch to get rid of
John : Oh i heard thats a real bitch to get rid of
by emma the psychopath January 20, 2009
Get the sandy janemug.