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by SANDLOT HIMSELF March 17, 2022
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Jesus Platform Sandals

Magical shoes. Similar to the brown sandals Jesus wore except.. They are PLATFORM. They can make anyone sexy. Even You. (Except for Bishnas) (They are evil creatures).
Lucinda: OMG, did you hear about the new Jesus Platform sandals?
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.
by PrayingFishChild. May 16, 2010
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Sanduskied

When one does something epic and or awesome, instead of shouting "Awesome" or "F* Yeah!" You shout "SANDUSKIED!"
Jim after outrunning the cops, "Sanduskied!"

Chris after sacking the QB, "SANDUSKIED!"
by The German Stig November 16, 2011
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Sandusky

v. (s-An-dusk-EE) 1. to be touched in the shower 2. To play around in the shower Pst. Sanduskied
n. (s-An-dusk-EE) the action of two males washing together.
Example 1: "I got sanduskied today. It was awful."
Example 2: "They are sanduskying right now."
Example 3: "We had a sandusky today.
by Eric the Great! November 29, 2011
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Sandusky

(san-DUS-kee) - n. A penis used for sex with minors, especially one used for sex with underage boys. See Jerry Sandusky.

To use a Sandusky is the act of using a penis in such a way that it might be considered a Sandusky.

Origin - Jerry Sandusky's alleged intercourse with underage boys in Penn State locker rooms.
We all knew it was time to leave when Coach took out the ol' Sandusky.

We heard the substitute was arrested after he used his Sandusky on a student in the music closet.
by 343 December 19, 2011
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Sadult

An adult who reads children's literature, most noticeably Harry Potter books.
Check out that 30 something reading the latest Potter book. What a sadult.
by filthygrogeous August 10, 2009
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Soccer sandal effect

(noun) - The over-reaching and yet inexplicably clever marketing gimmick of labeling and identifying a product (or person) with an often inaccurate, "cool-sounding", or "trendy" description so that the product/person, which would ordinarily be thought of as unattractive, unskilled, and/or worthless, now seems "hot".

See also soccer sandal.
"Super-star" Ashlee Simpson, "actress" Paris Hilton, or "TomKat" are three examples of the "soccer sandal effect".
by NikeACG August 14, 2005
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