Shammered

The state of being shit faced and hammered.

Man i just bunned soo much chronic, and downed that 40, i'm sooo shammed(shammered).

by Evan SHort September 22, 2006

shammered

like being hammered only much, much, more so.

'good night last night dude?' 'i have no idea whatsoever. i was shammered'

by brooke March 14, 2004

Simmer

To post a status or a comment on facebook or social media websites, which deliberately criticizes people in a subtle way, so that they will inevitably get offended and start blasting you with aggressive replies. You let the comment simmer... cause sometimes during high tide, a well-placed, smart arsed comment can attract a lot of defensive feedback.

Zena wants to let her comments simmer, so she lays the bait by posting "What do women get from plucking their eyebrows out and drawing them in?" or "Some men think they are God's gift to all of womankind."

Other examples: "Why do unemployed women get pregnant to losers?"
"Why do those people not moisturize their skin, they're so ashy!"
"If you don't support my cause, kindly hang yourself."

by Shadia11 December 31, 2013

slammer

Shit, poo, crap, or whatever you like to call it.

Give me 15, man. I need to take a slammer.

by rpgod2 April 29, 2004

Sommer

A name for girls who are random and dark and love llamas. And have amazing fashion sense, with a style all their own....

And they tend to wear skinny jeans with black and white stripes and other random colors.

And by dark I mean just a tad bit morbid.... ^^

Not to be confused with SUMMER.

Example:

Girl: Whoa, that Sommer is so random!!
Sommer's friend: Yeah, she loves her llamazzzz. ^^

by Iamallama July 4, 2011

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by sameer February 18, 2018

slammer

Not usually encountered outside the military, but it's also a nickname given to the AIM-120 Advanced Medium Range Air-to-Air Missile (AMRAAM) as a recognition of its ease of use and deadly accuracy.

Those who tried to kill the slammer during its development must've really regreted their attiutdes later when it was used in combat and achieved a kill/shot ratio that was better than that of any other AAM that has ever seen combat.

by alex86 July 21, 2008