Sami

A name for a huge asshole

Person 1: You know that bully, he’s a Sami
Person 2: Yeah, he’s an asshole

by Lagino December 15, 2017

Sami

An annoying leech who always begs for left overs (Loud and Marijuana) A crack head in disguise. Who's also not man enough to take action when his bitch is getting taken right in front of his face.

Sami: Yo fham could i hit one?
Friend: No go get ur own shit

Sami: C'mon fham just one hit
Friend: Nah fham, ur a wasteyute.

by Nigero 46 September 15, 2019

samdish

unit of measurement corresponding to one-fourth the length of foreskin of an average Roman soldier

I'm half a samdish longer than you.

by Sidandsahil April 4, 2011

samich

someone who is a tool, used with deli meats to intensify.

"carl, you are such a ham and cheese samich"



dean:"dude i dont want to hangout with the guys tonight, i want to stay home with my girlfriend"
me:"wow, you are such a samich"

by the wasian sensation March 17, 2004

SAmi

Is a bitch

Boy 1:omg do you see that sami
Boy2:she’s a bitch

by Susan735 May 19, 2018

samich

a fat girl who looks real ugly

Brandon and Jay were chillin with a samich

by Neycha June 11, 2006

SAMi

a school filled with white crackers who pop pills, juul, smoke marijuana, & probably spread their STD’s to one another. it’s also filled with wannabe e girls & e boys who don’t know how to shower, acting as if it’s a gAME TO WHOEVER DOESNT SHOWER THE LONGEST. every morning there’s these twig boys who shove dirt up their assholes, acting like it’s a enjoyable hobby to do so. last thing, is that there’s these couples who smell like must & shove their tongues down each other’s throats in the bus while there are innocent stupid freshmen surrounded by them, gross. in conclusion, sami is a mental hospital filled with roaches who need to be sprayed to their deaths.

“AYEEE YOO! YOU GO TO SAMi? AYE LIT!”

by Herbertthehammerman March 3, 2019