Salesman

What you scream when you slappa da bass!

Dubya was slappin' da bass and screamed "SALESMAN"

by Dubyaware January 9, 2010

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Salsa Emergency

An emergency of the salsa variety. Usually used in the process of preparing salsa con queso while trying to find the perfect balance of salsa and cheese. Whenever there is too little or too much salsa, there's a salsa emergency. To emphasize the urgency of the situation, "Salsa Emergency!" should be shouted whenever a salsa emergency is discovered.

Salsa Emergency!!

I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.

I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.

by The_Hawk August 5, 2009

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Salsa Dog

1. Refers to a man’s penis after a man finishes having unprotected sex with a woman on the tail-end of her period. After the penis is withdrawn from the vagina a sticky blood clot may get left behind adhering to the penis, leaving the man with a salsa dog.
2. An irritating person.
3. A hotdog with salsa on top.

1. Shit, you have to leave so I can get this salsa dog cleaned up before my girlfriend comes over.
2. Can someone please tell that salsa dog “Bitch, you gone go get out of the fast lane now ya hear?”
3. Mmm, nothing beats a hotdog with salsa on top… nothing!

by mis-read July 14, 2011

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Salesbag

A salesbag is someone who typically works for a boiler-room pump-and-dump stock brokerage firm and cold-calls people at home.

Salesbag: "Hello Bruce, this is Dave Savinelli from Bluestorm Securities calling to let you in on the deal of a lifetime. For just ten thousand dollars, you can get in on the ground floor of a company that is going to surpass Google in annual revenues by the year 2013."
You: "I follow the Mayan calendar, Salesbag. Looks like that company will still be in the shitter when this world goes South."
hang up

by UFMurphy December 14, 2011

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