tard spotting

the act of spotting tards in there natural environment and taking pictures. then uploading them and sharing them on social networks.

taking a picture of a "tard" as they walk into a wall. similar to epic fails."you upload a pic of some tard that crashed a car where a road splits left or right, you tag it tard spotting"

by SxMxKillSwitch July 15, 2011

MrTumble'sspottybag

A common nickname for the STD known as gonorrhea. People give this name to compare their spotty sack to Mr Tumble's spotty bag.

MrTumble'sspottybag is his bag which is a recurring weapon in the anime.

Person A: Do you have Mr Tumble's spotty bag?
Person B: Ew no gross... I use protection!
Person C: Lift your hand just like so.
Person A + B: Do you have Mr Tumble's spotty bag?

by FurryOtaku69 November 11, 2019

shotty

Shotty is used in working class central belt Scotland to replace the phrase 'watch out', 'beware', 'there is someone coming' etc etc etc so that the teacher/parent/adult is not aware that others are being warned of their approach.

warningwhistleowl hoot

A teacher leaves a class in gymnastics to check on something. The class, in absence of the teacher continue to fight/shag/smoke and generally be wee shites. On the teachers return to the class the lookout (or whoever notices) shouts "shotty" at which point the class beagan doing rolly polly's and other such appropriate behaviour as to not get in trouble.

or

#Robber: "I'm almost finished robbing this rich bastard-is the coast still clear look out"?

#Look out: "SHOTTY"!(rather than "shit man thats the fucking police")

by artemis_18_2000 April 27, 2011

spotted dick

1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization

Oh shit! there she go! ho just spotted dick!!

by Crazy68 August 28, 2009

Scotty

A star at a small school, that everyone loves but is cocky and often cheats or plays girl but they never find out

Look that kid is pulling a Scotty on those two girls!

by tegz123 May 3, 2012

Spotted Cod

Referring to someone with many freckles, hence having the same appearance as the fish Spotted Cod.

Check out that ginger over there it looks like a Spotted Cod

by CoopersPale March 26, 2008

spotting

1.) noun: the result of pre-ejaculate seeping through to the visible side of your pants
2.) noun: the apparent pre-cum that leaks through your khakis, during foreplay, before you take them off

I dry humped Amy in the kitchen and ended up spotting in my work pants.

by Logibear May 17, 2009