cock snot

when you bust a nut in a woman's mouth and then it comes out her nose. she has a runny nose. Only it is cock snot.

man yesterday i busted a nut in Jolie's mouth and she had cock snot like a mutha fucca!

by smokinhash March 16, 2010

Gorilla Snot

(Used in construction)
Clear silicone caulk.

Don't let the new guy seal the tub; I don't wanna be coming back to pick gorilla snot off the walls.

by phildonnia April 25, 2005

Cock Snot

1.the release of seamen from a mans penis.

Man "drink ma cock snot you filthy slut"

by elbay January 14, 2009

lip snot

see fanny batter

her pussy was dripping with lip snot

by mike January 5, 2004

snot rocket

when snot is expelled from the nose by closing one nostril with your thumb and blowing hard. hence creating a rocket of snot shooting from your nose.

you blew a wicked snot rocket dude

by thandai August 3, 2009

snot schrapnel

when you blow so hard into the tissue that it blows apart. the part that comes out is snot schrapnel

you might want to check yourself dude youve got snot schrapnel everywhere.

by greg smith March 5, 2007

Yacht Snot

This is normally a young person who has access to large - and often times - unlimited amounts of money. The money comes from their parents. This person can be either male or female. A typical place to find such a turd is around your local university campus. They tend to stand out as they are normally driving a similar car to most pro athletes(porches, range rovers, denalis). When they are walking to class, you will notice them wearing polo shirts with popped collars and capri pants. They frequently reside in greek row. Someday they will find out that they were buying fake friends, can't buy coolness at Nordstroms.

Ninja 1: Yo did you see that Yacht Snot last night at the bar?
Ninja 2: Oh, you mean that dude flashing his dads American Express Black Card like he was Jay Z?
Ninja 1: Ya, that dude is a turd.
Ninja 2: I considered bringing his girl home, but she was just too orange for me.

by trav907 March 22, 2010