When you cum into your significant other and launch them across the floor ass down, causing them to slide, leaving a "snail trail".
"I pulled a snail trail on gf last night to save her from cleaning herself up afterwards" "nice bro"
"my gay roommate leaves a snail trail on the kitchen floor whenever he brings someone back home from the local gay bar"
"my gay roommate leaves a snail trail on the kitchen floor whenever he brings someone back home from the local gay bar"
by ʎǝuoɯʎǝuoɯʎǝuoW December 17, 2019
Simon: why the fuck do you have your hand down your pants?
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!
.:Bjerre word:.
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!
.:Bjerre word:.
by SmnBjerre December 02, 2009
When someone busts a nut in your bum and shortly afterwards you drag your cheeks along the floor leaving a slivery trail. Like a snail
by Spicy Simon June 11, 2019
An alcoholic shot consisting of waste liquor lying on the black rubber bar mat. The bartender lifts the rubber mat and pours the mysterious contents into a shot glass. Another alternative is to wipe the bar table clean with a rag and wring the liquids into a shot glass. This shot usually is free. Also known as L.A. traffic jam and cespool
I ordered a Grey Snail and saw the bartender lift the rubber mat and pour it all into a shot. It was the worst shot I ever tasted, but you can't complain if you want to get drunk for free
by TooWheels August 28, 2009
One of the easiest monsters to kill in the online game MapleStory.
It has been popularized because of the recent "100k" quest given by Teo in Lith Harbor. You need to collect 100 Red Snail Shells and 50 Squishy Liquids, given out by Slime.
It has been popularized because of the recent "100k" quest given by Teo in Lith Harbor. You need to collect 100 Red Snail Shells and 50 Squishy Liquids, given out by Slime.
Aran Dude: Can I have money please?!
Pro Aran: Just do Teo's quests. Get 100 Red Snail Shells, 50 Squishy Liquids. EASY!
Pro Aran: Just do Teo's quests. Get 100 Red Snail Shells, 50 Squishy Liquids. EASY!
by MapleEvan December 27, 2009
What you tell your friends you do for a living to explain all the snail trails left by a ladies juices all over your dress shirt because she used your face as a saddle before going out for the evening.
by SnailFarmer September 21, 2013