Snail trail

When you cum into your significant other and launch them across the floor ass down, causing them to slide, leaving a "snail trail".

"I pulled a snail trail on gf last night to save her from cleaning herself up afterwards" "nice bro"

"my gay roommate leaves a snail trail on the kitchen floor whenever he brings someone back home from the local gay bar"

by ʎǝuoɯʎǝuoɯʎǝuoW December 17, 2019

Snail Tracks

When a man has semen traces in his underwear.

Simon: why the fuck do you have your hand down your pants?
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!

.:Bjerre word:.

by SmnBjerre December 2, 2009

snail racing

The sport of legends.

My snail is the betterest.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

Snail trailing

When someone busts a nut in your bum and shortly afterwards you drag your cheeks along the floor leaving a slivery trail. Like a snail

Garry: You want to go to the pub Barry?
Barry: Nah me and my wife are trying snail trailing tonight

by Spicy Simon June 11, 2019

Grey Snail

An alcoholic shot consisting of waste liquor lying on the black rubber bar mat. The bartender lifts the rubber mat and pours the mysterious contents into a shot glass. Another alternative is to wipe the bar table clean with a rag and wring the liquids into a shot glass. This shot usually is free. Also known as L.A. traffic jam and cespool

I ordered a Grey Snail and saw the bartender lift the rubber mat and pour it all into a shot. It was the worst shot I ever tasted, but you can't complain if you want to get drunk for free

by TooWheels August 27, 2009

Red Snail

One of the easiest monsters to kill in the online game MapleStory.

It has been popularized because of the recent "100k" quest given by Teo in Lith Harbor. You need to collect 100 Red Snail Shells and 50 Squishy Liquids, given out by Slime.

Aran Dude: Can I have money please?!
Pro Aran: Just do Teo's quests. Get 100 Red Snail Shells, 50 Squishy Liquids. EASY!

by MapleEvan December 26, 2009

snail farmer

What you tell your friends you do for a living to explain all the snail trails left by a ladies juices all over your dress shirt because she used your face as a saddle before going out for the evening.

Sorry I'm late guys.... Oh my shirt... I am a snail farmer now, didn't I tell you?

by SnailFarmer September 20, 2013