vertical smile denial

lesbian version of a cock block. When a friend or anyone vag blocks a lesbian from making the beast with two backs with another hot chick

Sheryl was about to get some with a hot young thing until Mary stepped in and pulled a real vertical smile denial.

by Macdonsa May 3, 2009

vasoline smile

An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.

The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.

by Hackermom July 24, 2008

Smiley

a burn from a bic lighter, done by heating the lighter for a few minutes then pressing on skin. Hurts a bit but will last for ages.

"I gave him the hellest smiley when we were pissed, that'll scar him for life!"

by Nibblez August 24, 2007

chelsea smile

To slice the mouth on either side then kneeing the victim in the groin causing the mouth to tear. Popular in British prison.

I'm gonna give that nonce a chelsea smile.

by pippa from home and away April 18, 2003

sfilf

Sister's Friends I'd Like to Fuck.

-"the sfilf was seventeen...and i was twelve."
-"OAAh..."
-"Yeaaah!"

by The_Baker December 19, 2006

Smile Dog

In old urban legend that shows a photo of a dog with creepy human teeth that is smiling. Urban legend is that if you don’t share that photo with around 10 people you will die. One of the most famous quotes is “spread the word”

person 1: omg someone sent me the smile dog picture
Person 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10:* blocks person 1*

by Persais101 November 9, 2019

the nothing smile

When someone asks what's wrong and you say nothing.

Then you smile to reassure them.

It means that there is something, but it has nothing to do with them and it's not their fault.

"Hey, are you ok? what's wrong?"

"Nothing, i'm fine"
*fake or small smile*

aka 'the nothing smile'

by herIRL February 21, 2009