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Simp

by lkdajlsgf February 5, 2020
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•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
Jesse vasquez
Jesse is such a Simp
by MCMichael989 February 7, 2020
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A boy who hangs around multiple women, thinks their funny, but still gets no pussy. Has no chance with women but always complains about wanting a girlfriend. They sometimes admit to their short-sights but deep down they dislike themselves and wish they could change to a king.
That nigga Guy a simp bruh, nigga got no bitches no cap and thats on jah.
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A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
Guy's Friend: Come play some games bro, Doom Eternal just came out.
Guy: I just want some puss puss
Guy's Friend: That's what a Simp would say
by dsfghfd March 25, 2020
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by iwanttodiepleaseeeee March 26, 2020
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White knights,Cucks, And Simps are essentially the same guys with the same goals. A crumb of coochie
by StOmAtA March 27, 2020
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Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”

To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.
“Yo stop being a f***ing simp.”
“Nah man. I’m trying to get into her vaginal opening.”
by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020
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