morning shift

To take a dump in the morning.

I'm working the morning shift today.

by trappy76 June 17, 2009

make shift

an alternative to actually puchasing something. made from anything at hand.

the bong made from a juice box was make shift as it used items meant for another purpose

by scroogle September 9, 2003

shape shifter

A human who can take on other shapes usually in the animal family, like dogs, wolves, tigers, etc.

Sam, a shape shifter, changed form into a dog to save Sookie from being killed by Rene. (characters from True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

Mid-Shift Shaft

When you become so unbearably horny at the sight of the beautiful new hostess (or anyone, for that matter), that you invite them into the freezer, linen closet, bathroom, etc, and fuck their brains out during the shift

She was lookin` hot, so I took her into the freezer and gave that girl some mid-shift shaft between the chicken and the creamer.

by GreenEggsNGraham March 28, 2009

shiftless

a style of writing that uses only lower-case letters.

e.e. cummings wrote many of his poems in the shiftless style, using no upper-case letters at all.

by samuel ross August 24, 2005

Shifty Nipples

When a persons nipples, male or female, are uneven at an extreme angle. Usually with one being high an another low. Can be a fetish for some people, and is seen generally as a turn-on. Also known as Shifty Nips, or Aguilera Nipples.

Kyle: Hey that chick is kinda hott.

Destiny: Yeah I bet she has some shifty nipples like my boyfriend.

Kyle: Oh heck yeah, I'm about to holla at that! I'm all about those shifty nips!

Destiny: ME TOO!!!!!

by kdc13579 July 20, 2011

shwiftposting

A facebook shitposting group that posts dank memes and pornographic/racist content related to Rick and Morty. The admins are known to dwell/act in a spectrum of The councel of Ricks to Jerryboree. Members of the group are probably on some kind of watch list, most probably still live in their parents basement.

There are tales of the shwift wars which between "Rick and Morty Schwiftposting" and "Rick and Morty Shwiftposting 18+" in which the shwiftposters came out on top.

Person 1: "Yo dude have you been on shwiftposting today?"

Person 2: "Naw bro i cant handle all those whining jerries."

by Derailthedriftingtrain February 26, 2017