by Didlofaggins January 17, 2020
Get the Matthew Shields mug.Someone (usually a BFF) that helps drive away a guy who can't take a hint. A person you've asked in advance to play cock block so you don't have to hurt someone's feelings or pity fuck them.
*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block
*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block
"Since, Jeff's bringing my phone charger later, I'm watching your kid tonight, Suzanne. He surely won't try to fuck me while I'm holding a newborn. Your baby is going to be the best dick-shield ever."
by spaceymaree February 4, 2020
Get the Dick-Shield mug.When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.
A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.
A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.
I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.
by Lindylvr April 17, 2020
Get the Commando Shield mug.A human shield (other) for any type of self-protective purpose ranginging from harmless to lethal attack as necessary.
The nearest physical other human being is selected as the shield indiscriminate of age, race, or gender, and chosen strategically to provide a guerilla warfare tactical advantage momentarily to avoid harm.
The nearest physical other human being is selected as the shield indiscriminate of age, race, or gender, and chosen strategically to provide a guerilla warfare tactical advantage momentarily to avoid harm.
Me: Buddy, there's this fat dude trying to hit on this hot blonde at the bar. Her friends are watching and laughing cause it ain't going well. Seems like they're letting it play out. Poor guy.
Friend: Man, you should go in right now, talk up the blonde and use the fat guy as a shield if anything goes wrong.
Me: And the fat guy would be a great shield for a mother hen too. Yea solid.
Friend: Let's go, I'm coming for the brunette. This'll be easy.
Friend: Man, you should go in right now, talk up the blonde and use the fat guy as a shield if anything goes wrong.
Me: And the fat guy would be a great shield for a mother hen too. Yea solid.
Friend: Let's go, I'm coming for the brunette. This'll be easy.
by Phil6590 February 19, 2020
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1. To immediately blame the nearest, most blamable thing for something/a situation when the real thing to blame is yourself.
This is most common with parents and leaders/people in places of power in establishments/companies, sometimes in governments.
1. To immediately blame the nearest, most blamable thing for something/a situation when the real thing to blame is yourself.
This is most common with parents and leaders/people in places of power in establishments/companies, sometimes in governments.
Once, a kid got sick from second-hand smoking, and his parents (who were heavy smokers) blame shielded and blamed the kid's phone and the internet.
by Other_Person June 17, 2020
Get the Blame Shield mug.Including casting of People of Color in a piece of media so that any criticism of the work can be blamed on "racism"
"These racists are hating on Rings of Power!"
"Nah, Amazon's just race-shielding. That show is trash."
"Nah, Amazon's just race-shielding. That show is trash."
by NoDoubleThink,Thanks September 8, 2022
Get the Race-shielding mug.a bestie af that deflects all the unwanted male attention from her best friend; opposite of wing woman
by catgirl69 January 3, 2022
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