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Saap and Search

The aforementioned phrase describes the process of thorough marijuana indigestion via vaporizer device, primarily with a small group of losers in a shitty car, and then proceeding to consume copious amounts of unhealthy food and carry themselves as even bigger nuisances to society.
That degenerate saaped the whole cartridge from his chomie's wax pen right in front of his mom and then wanted to divulge the inner machinations of the entire solar system. In short, this is saap and search.
by SaapHead October 15, 2018
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Reese-search

Phony scientific study/experimentation that merely involves pigging out on peanut butter cups and other bright-orange-wrappered chocolates.
Reese-search can also loosely be used to sarcastically/disgustedly refer to Mickey-Mouse R&D projects that merely involve loafing/goofing off, wasting time, recreating, needlessly/inefficiently consuming costly/scarce resources, etc. Two prime examples would be mattress-testing (i.e., getting paid to merely nap for extended periods), or the Red Green Show's infamous character Bob Stuyvesant's claiming that his impromptu solo golf-games are serious environmental studies.
by QuacksO March 3, 2019
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Search and Destroy

When someone or something kills one or multiple targets on sight with on hesitation
As the doomslayer sees the zombie man it shoots the target in miliseconds.

Therefore it uses a Search and Destroy tactic
by The fetus yeeter February 2, 2019
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bystander Google-search

Humorous term to describe where you "publicly" solicit the knowledge ("Excuse me, everyone --- do any of you happen to know anything about ___?", or, ""Hey, Folks --- are any of you familiar with the technical properties of ___?") of anyone within yelling-distance about a particular question or problem that you encounter at that time and place.
Doing a bystander Google-search can yield surprising results --- more than once I have gotten out of a perplexing dilemma in this way.
by QuacksO April 15, 2019
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Search under the bed

Searching under the bed means getting in the position to take it doggy style. On all 4s, arms and head down, ass up. Searching under the bed.
Nathan - Hey bitch, go search under the bed ;)
Patricia - But I want missionary!
Nathan - No, cunt, go search under the bed!
Patricia - Fine
by Imjusthereforthisone September 2, 2020
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strip search

A exaustive search for contraband, involving stripping out of clothes. These are generally conducted in prisions and jails. It normally has two officers involved. It begins with the inmate removing there clothing, and shaking them out to make sure there are no items in them. The inmate will then be asked to put there hands in the air (and sometimes to get on the ground) for inspection. Officers will then search the mouth for contraband. The inmate will run there hands through there hair. Generally, the inmate will then keep there hands on there head, and be asked to squat and cough. After this, the inmate will be asked to lift there genitals (for males) and breasts (for females). As a trans woman, I was asked to do both. Then, they will face the wall, and bend and spread. There is also sometimes a pat-down, but that is rare. The strip search is preformed when entering and exiting the cell block to prevent contraband.

Related phrases:
bend and spread
hands on your head
get on the ground
I was strip searched when I arrived at the jail after my arrest.
The strip search was humiliating
I was strip searched prior to my conjugal visit with my partner.
by Ash Q September 17, 2020
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Search Google or type in a URL

Search Google or type in a URL
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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