Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.
"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"
"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
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“Flyin Carpet out the storm , happier than a fat kid in a candy store, got wrecked on fortnight let’s play some more Sandy Candy Saturday Night
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Get the Saturday mug.A Saturday on which you refuse all requests and deny all favors, instead cursing out the person who is asking.
You: Hey self, it's another Fuck-You Saturday.
Jim: (enters) Can you help me with this report?
You: Not today pal. Fuck you.
Jim: (enters) Can you help me with this report?
You: Not today pal. Fuck you.
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"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
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