restain fucktard

Someone who is so fucking retarded that they can't even function normally.

Mark was so drunk he said the most restain fucktarded thing ever... ha ha bitch

by Swam Pass May 6, 2005

Restard

Derived from an online racing game NASCAR RACING 4. People who race online and refuse to use the accelerator under the green flag are often called a restard, by moi. The reason is because this point of the race is called a "Restart" and the people who don't pick up speed from the 50mph pace are, in my opinion, are RETARDED. Good way to cause wrecks and dumb online diss battles. So therefor, racers who do not want to speed up on restarts... or people whore are just retarded in general, are RESTARDED.

"Fuckin' get on the gas! DeucesWild, you're a fuckin' RESTARD!"

by Cheesemania April 27, 2007

rastamohican

the last black mohican

"that nigga was one damn rastamohican man....high as a mother fucker"

by L i M October 15, 2008

rasta

A Christian denomination/cult from Jamaica. They believe that Selassie (a Christian emperor of Ethiopia) was the second coming of Christ.

Rastafaris believe in the Bible, which they use to justify smokin weed.

They call God Jah (because that is the name the Bible gives Him. Psalm 68:4).

by Rasta September 8, 2003

restage and guidage

When you are doing a chick doggy style, and you REST your left hand on her lower back, and place your right hand on her right hip, to GUIDE her during the thrusting.

Steve was plowing her in Restage and Guidage mode.

by Richalex May 11, 2006

rastapublican

any member whom in their youth was a hippie. Now has sold out gotten a job and a hair cut. However hipocrytical these corporate assholes are they still smoke weed and vote Republican to boost their own self interest. Usually located in places like Colorado or Oregan.

I.e. My dad is a rastapublican. He dodge the draft and burned our flag. Now that his business boosts over 5 million a year, he votes Republican,smokes weed but wears a suit.

by b2134ewa April 4, 2008

rastaclart

an ugly muslim who has the personality of a wet mop.

Damn dude! Nafis is such a rastaclart.

by Katie Eary June 16, 2018