rusty trombone

when you are having your cock masterbated and your ass lick at the same time. this creates a music sound like ahhhhhhrrrr

so your a muso? hey can you play the rusty trombone then!!!

by scott hutchins May 9, 2004

rusty trombone

The sexual act of eating a guys ass while giving him a handjob from behind.

Do you like to play the rusty trombone? You must be a master at playing the rusty trombone. That girl plays a mean rusty trombone. His lover played the rusty trombone.

by shwazwaz July 23, 2006

Rusty Grenade

A piece of shit. Usually dropped on one's head, near or around the facial area.

Dude I totally dropped a Rusty Grenade on this chick last night!

by Jabraham March 13, 2010

Rusty Trombone

When a female is stroking your meat wagon while tending to you arse with her tounge.

Will you give me a rusty trombone before we go out to dinner tonight?

by ToddHansen April 23, 2006

rusty lip

Getting soft shit applied to your lips in a chap stick like fashion

Guy 1: wow I have really chapped lips and no chap stick
Guy 2: maybe Karen will give you a rusty lip

by Shome Motion March 27, 2017

Rusty Sled

When a woman on her period slides her leaking vagina across you leaving a rusty trail as the runners of a sled in the first snow of the year.

Lee, dude, you look like you got run over by a Rusty Sled.

Yeah, I didn't know she was on the rag until she skidded across my chest.

by PerVertical Quay Lude January 30, 2014

Rusty Blowjob

When you have sex with a woman on her period, and her menstrual blood gets on your dick. It then dries and crusts, resembling rusting metal. The woman then sucks your dick removing the rusty substance.

Dude! Your skank girlfriend gave me a rusty blowjob last night!

by Ahsheit Madroors March 13, 2010